{"id":11220,"date":"2014-10-15T16:27:10","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T23:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=11220"},"modified":"2014-10-17T13:53:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-17T20:53:00","slug":"delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=11220","title":{"rendered":"Delivery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey.\u00a0 Who ordered pizza?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11221\" title=\"box\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/box-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/box-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/box-1024x684.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/box.jpg 1034w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not pizza.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1266.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11222\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1266-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1266-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1266-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1266.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s wings.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11223\" title=\"chicks\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the Egglayers of 2015.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/chicks-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11227\" title=\"chicks \" 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supposed to be pullets.\u00a0 But at least a few will be roosters.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll keep you updated.<\/p>\n<p>You bring the blue cheese.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey.\u00a0 Who ordered pizza? 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