{"id":1406,"date":"2010-09-30T10:43:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T17:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2010-10-20T03:36:27","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T10:36:27","slug":"florist-shmorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1406","title":{"rendered":"Florist Shmorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-007.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1407\" title=\"flowers\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-007-e1285868062827-707x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-007-e1285868062827-707x1024.jpg 707w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-007-e1285868062827-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been raining for 3 days and the ditch to the pond is blocked with leaves.<\/p>\n<p>I have a final exam tonight.<\/p>\n<p>The shower is growing red mold.<\/p>\n<p>What the heck is for dinner?<\/p>\n<p>I went outside to pick flowers.<\/p>\n<p>I make a pretty good florist, huh?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so amazing.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, besides the whole procrastination thing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-008.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1408\" title=\"flowers\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-008-e1285868436210-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"442\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-008-e1285868436210-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Picture-008-e1285868436210-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54],"class_list":["post-1406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flowers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1406"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}