{"id":1762,"date":"2010-12-26T16:31:22","date_gmt":"2010-12-26T23:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2011-01-18T12:46:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T19:46:07","slug":"breaking-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

As it turns out, Bruno is NOT actually white.<\/p>\n

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It’s shocking, I know.\u00a0 Our white knight, guardian of everything furry and feathered, is actually, kind of… um, sort of……well, mayonnaise.\u00a0 Or oyster shell.\u00a0 Maybe even the color of an old bone found in the woods.\u00a0 Can you tell?<\/p>\n

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And we would never have known this if North Carolina wasn’t trying to give Buffalo, NY a run for the money this winter.\u00a0 Which, to me, seems like a contest without any winners.\u00a0 But maybe that’s just me.<\/p>\n

And poor Bruno.\u00a0 Whose personal version of white is just a few shades off from the sparkly, freshly fallen snow.\u00a0 Oh, the shame.<\/p>\n

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Don’t worry, buddy.\u00a0 We still love you.\u00a0 Even in ochre.<\/p>\n

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**All photos in this post are courtesy of Pretty, who braved the cold to document farm life under 6 inches of snow.\u00a0 Of course, Bruno was the only thing out and about to be documented.\u00a0 All the other critters were holed up in the barn, huddled next to the hay rolls, dreaming of Florida.\u00a0 I would have taken the snow pictures but I felt the truly responsible thing to do was to guard the wood stove.\u00a0 And monitor the making of hot chocolate.\u00a0 Sigh.\u00a0 Kids have all the fun.<\/p>\n

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