{"id":1986,"date":"2011-03-29T08:39:40","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T15:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1986"},"modified":"2011-04-03T03:53:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-03T10:53:37","slug":"1986","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=1986","title":{"rendered":"Small packages."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day the owner of the feed mill gave Pretty an egg from one of his bantam hens.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it cute?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1987\" title=\"bantam egg\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-001-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-001-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-001-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean, how adorable!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1988\" title=\"bantam egg\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-002-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-002-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-002-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I need some bantam hens!\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t I have bantam hens to produce these sweet little eggs?!<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1989\" title=\"bantam egg\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-003-e1301412415666-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-003-e1301412415666-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/March-3-2011-003-e1301412415666-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a feeling they don&#8217;t sell very well.<\/p>\n<p>Although Little suggested they were the perfect size for using in his slingshot.\u00a0 Which is probably a good enough reason to never ever own bantam hens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day the owner of the feed mill gave Pretty an egg from one of his bantam hens. Isn&#8217;t it cute? I mean, how adorable! I need some bantam hens!\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t I have bantam hens to produce these sweet little eggs?! Oh. I have a feeling they don&#8217;t sell very well. Although Little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[103,16],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-so-you-think-your-kids-are-bad","tag-bantam","tag-eggs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2073,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions\/2073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}