{"id":2156,"date":"2011-06-26T14:26:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T21:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=2156"},"modified":"2011-10-15T12:21:36","modified_gmt":"2011-10-15T19:21:36","slug":"do-not-go-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=2156","title":{"rendered":"Do NOT go there."},"content":{"rendered":"

It doesn’t matter if you need the sprayer to hit the cucumbers with a squirt of fish emulsion.<\/p>\n

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Or if you want your trowel to divide and transplant the daylilies.<\/p>\n

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The kids cannot get their sprinkler out of the hot summer days bin.<\/p>\n

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And don’t even think about turning on the hose.<\/p>\n

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Because if you should happen to get close to these little items carefully nested and tucked between the shelves and the brick…<\/p>\n

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…and if this little thing should happen to be home…<\/p>\n

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Then…AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!<\/p>\n

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Do NOT go there!\u00a0 They say birds will not actually attack you and get tangled in your hair.\u00a0 But I am living proof that they will <\/em>fly up in your face causing you to spill hot coffee down your nightgown when you’re simply out for a peaceful morning stroll on the deck.<\/p>\n

I am thinking of serving her with a civil suit for disturbing the peace.\u00a0 Or first degree burns that could have been third degree if I wasn’t such a fan of flavored creamer.\u00a0 But I’m afraid next time she might take my eyes out.<\/p>\n

The incubation, hatching, and fledging of Carolina wren chicks only takes about 28 days from start to finish.\u00a0 I hope the cukes can hold on until then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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