{"id":2351,"date":"2011-07-05T17:26:26","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T00:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2011-10-15T12:18:58","modified_gmt":"2011-10-15T19:18:58","slug":"happy-4th-of-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=2351","title":{"rendered":"Happy 4th of July"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s that time of year again.<\/p>\n

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If it rolls, bring it on down to the parade…<\/p>\n

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Even if you have to add the wheels yourself…<\/p>\n

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Be sure to decorate it…<\/p>\n

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But you might want to hold off on the grillin’ and the fireworks until after the parade, because the fire department is the star of the show…<\/p>\n

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and they’d have to drop off Elvis before they could head to a fire at your place.<\/p>\n

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Yep, it’s the Fourth of July<\/p>\n

Where you’re free to swing…<\/p>\n

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and to spin.<\/p>\n

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(But by free<\/em> I mean you are allowed to do it, not that it doesn’t cost an entire paycheck to to ride until you’re ready to puke :))<\/p>\n

And the only explosions your kids hear at night, are the ones that leave them begging for more.<\/p>\n

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God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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