{"id":3760,"date":"2012-02-16T06:11:39","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T13:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=3760"},"modified":"2012-02-16T07:57:32","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T14:57:32","slug":"please-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=3760","title":{"rendered":"Please Note."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have installed a Share button on my blog posts.\u00a0 This is so you can send all the exciting, entertaining, and educational news from my farm to everyone you know.\u00a0\u00a0 If you actually &#8220;know&#8221;\u00a0 the 600 friends on your Facebook page.\u00a0 Or &#8220;know&#8221; the people getting your twits, er,&#8230;tweets.\u00a0 Or &#8220;know&#8221; anyone on Plurk, Orkut, or Mister Wong.\u00a0 (Those are real Share possibilities.\u00a0 I am not making them up.\u00a0 WordPress told me about them and I have included them on my Share list.\u00a0 This is an inclusive blog.\u00a0 Who am I to judge what type of social media Mr. Wong is using?)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I did this in response to a <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">complaint<\/span> request from a reader.\u00a0 A reader who found it very difficult to read my blog, then open her email or facebook account, and then COPY my post url, and then PASTE my post url, and then hit SEND.\u00a0 Really, I understand.\u00a0 I often find it difficult to get new jeans out of the dryer, then pull them up over my hips, then have to zip them, snap them, and then on top of all that, do 50 squats just to stretch them out enough to be able to breathe in them for the rest of the day.\u00a0 Wait&#8230;.Maybe that&#8217;s an entirely different problem.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I would also like to point out that I installed this Share button a mere 12 hours after the initial <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">complaint<\/span> request.\u00a0 Before getting out of my pajamas.\u00a0 Before the milking.\u00a0 (Not before the coffee.)\u00a0 Wow!&#8212;-that is impressive customer service!!\u00a0 Someone should Share this info with the Better Business Bureau.\u00a0 Or the dentist that requires me to schedule appointments 6 months in advance.\u00a0 Or the people who take 12 days to process my MasterCard payment and then say it was late even though I sent it in a whole 2 days before the due date.\u00a0 I mean, really.\u00a0 Is it my fault you have to send my check to India and back?<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, I would like to note that I DID THIS ALL BY MYSELF.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even need a webinar.\u00a0 Or a demo video with screenshots.\u00a0 Apparently, I have moved beyond those amateur methods of blog editing.\u00a0 I went right to the Plug In section of my blog, chose Share button, and hit INSTALL.\u00a0 Obviously, I am practically a computer programmer.\u00a0 Take that, Geek Squad.\u00a0 You&#8217;re almost as obsolete as my CRT monitor.\u00a0 Almost.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have installed a Share button on my blog posts.\u00a0 This is so you can send all the exciting, entertaining, and educational news from my farm to everyone you know.\u00a0\u00a0 If you actually &#8220;know&#8221;\u00a0 the 600 friends on your Facebook page.\u00a0 Or &#8220;know&#8221; 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