{"id":9756,"date":"2013-12-20T17:13:04","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T00:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9756"},"modified":"2013-12-27T14:38:42","modified_gmt":"2013-12-27T21:38:42","slug":"keepin-it-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9756","title":{"rendered":"Keepin&#8217; It Real."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took the truck to get hay.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2835.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9757\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2835-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2835-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2835-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So The Other Half and Middle took the &#8217;85 Sprint and headed into the woods.<\/p>\n<p>Which meant that when I heard them honking in the driveway, I came out to see this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/deer-transport.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9758\" title=\"deer transport\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/deer-transport-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/deer-transport-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/deer-transport-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep.\u00a0 Carried that buck all the way home strapped to the front of the Sprint.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>They had to climb in and out of the vehicle Bo-and-Luke-Duke-style because the straps were secured through the doors and windows.<\/p>\n<p>It was Middle&#8217;s first deer ever.\u00a0 And the only 8 pointer of the season for this family.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rawlins-deer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9759\" title=\"Middle's deer\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rawlins-deer-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rawlins-deer-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rawlins-deer-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep.\u00a0 You might be a redneck if this is parked in your driveway.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2827.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9762\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2827-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2827-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSCN2827-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just keepin&#8217; it real, people.\u00a0 Keepin&#8217; it real.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bo-and-Luke-climbing-into-car_1088026017.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9763\" title=\"The Dukes of Hazard\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bo-and-Luke-climbing-into-car_1088026017-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bo-and-Luke-climbing-into-car_1088026017-300x202.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bo-and-Luke-climbing-into-car_1088026017.jpg 444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Congratulations, Middle!\u00a0 Looks like Santa gets milk and deer jerky for Christmas this year. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took the truck to get hay. So The Other Half and Middle took the &#8217;85 Sprint and headed into the woods. Which meant that when I heard them honking in the driveway, I came out to see this: Yep.\u00a0 Carried that buck all the way home strapped to the front of the Sprint.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9756"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9851,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756\/revisions\/9851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}