{"id":9916,"date":"2014-01-09T06:18:30","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T13:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9916"},"modified":"2014-01-18T19:26:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T02:26:42","slug":"its-that-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9916","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s That Cold."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know it&#8217;s colder where you are.\u00a0 I realize you get snow every year and temperatures below zero.<\/p>\n<p>Well, bless your heart.<\/p>\n<p>But around here, we don&#8217;t do single digit temperatures.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just not done. It&#8217;s considered vulgar.\u00a0 In bad taste.<\/p>\n<p>The schools called a 2 hour delay just at the thought of single digit temperatures.<\/p>\n<p>No snow, no ice.\u00a0 Just cold enough for us to be swooning and havin&#8217; the vapors.\u00a0 Nobody can learn under conditions like that.<\/p>\n<p>We can&#8217;t turn on the radio or the television without being warned to keep a close eye on our elderly neighbors and outdoor pets.\u00a0 Which I also find vulgar and in bad taste.\u00a0 How old exactly do I have to be before I get lumped into the same category as &#8220;outdoor pets&#8221;?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We are also inundated with warnings not to burn charcoal, kerosene, gasoline, or other unvented appliances inside our home for heating purposes.\u00a0 Please.<\/p>\n<p>We.\u00a0 Are.\u00a0 Not.\u00a0 That.\u00a0 Stupid.<\/p>\n<p>See?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/van.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9917\" title=\"van\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/van.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"195\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t set up heat lamps because the barns are warm, dry, and filled with hay.\u00a0 The frost proof barn hydrants are holding their own, enabling us to carry fresh water just a few feet to the barn.<\/p>\n<p>A pipe from an outside spigot on the deck did freeze and break under the stairs.\u00a0 But the plumber came right out to fix it and in the process of emptying out the area under the stairs we discovered an old massage chair.\u00a0 Bonus!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/DSCN2951.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9918\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/DSCN2951-e1389270401831-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/DSCN2951-e1389270401831-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/DSCN2951-e1389270401831-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I got this as a gift for The Other Half when he was in his 30&#8217;s.\u00a0 He never used it.\u00a0 How prescient of me to realize I would need it when I was in my 40&#8217;s.\u00a0 It will go perfectly with my massaging foot spa.\u00a0 Almost like sitting in the salon getting a pedicure.\u00a0 Except for the children running around fighting and begging to play Mario Kart.\u00a0 Eh.\u00a0 Stupid 2 hour delay.<\/p>\n<p>I was just thinking we&#8217;d make it through the cold snap without any problems when I went down to feed the pigs.\u00a0 I had already mucked out the pig pen and filled it with fresh straw when temperatures were still in the 2o&#8217;s.\u00a0 Besides, the girls have been gorging on Hostess cupcakes and pecan rolls for the past 4 months.\u00a0 I figured they would be fine.\u00a0 And then I saw it.<\/p>\n<p>I gasped and dropped the pig pail.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nooo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9920\" title=\"nooo!\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nooo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nooo.jpg 224w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nooo-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How could this be?!?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/cry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9921\" title=\"cry\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/cry-e1389272181169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"203\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so cold that the pigs lost the curl in their tails.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pig-tail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9924\" title=\"pig tail\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pig-tail-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pig-tail-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pig-tail-681x1024.jpg 681w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pig-tail.jpg 1731w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know, I know.\u00a0 It&#8217;s almost painful to look at.\u00a0 I have to avert my eyes every time I go down.<\/p>\n<p>Supposed to be in the 60&#8217;s by the weekend.\u00a0 I think the tail damage is reversible.\u00a0 Probably.\u00a0 Maybe.\u00a0 ??<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll keep you updated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know it&#8217;s colder where you are.\u00a0 I realize you get snow every year and temperatures below zero. Well, bless your heart. But around here, we don&#8217;t do single digit temperatures.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just not done. It&#8217;s considered vulgar.\u00a0 In bad taste. 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