{"id":9987,"date":"2014-01-28T16:55:42","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T23:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9987"},"modified":"2014-02-07T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-08T03:37:00","slug":"question-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/?p=9987","title":{"rendered":"Question Of The Day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Does the nutrition in the kale chips and fruit salad cancel out the fat and calories of the deep fried donkey balls?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dinner.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9988\" title=\"dinner\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dinner-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dinner-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dinner-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Who the heck cares? <!--more--><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Donkey balls.\u00a0 Deep-fried-sausage-wrapped-hard-boiled-egg.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/donkey-balls.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9989\" title=\"donkey balls\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/donkey-balls-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/donkey-balls-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/donkey-balls-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s what&#8217;s for dinner, people.<\/p>\n<p>And for breakfast tomorrow.\u00a0 And for lunch.\u00a0 And for every meal until we run out of them.\u00a0 Or someone pries them out of our cold, dead, greasy hands.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/eat-em-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9990\" title=\"eat 'em up\" src=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/eat-em-up-300x207.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/eat-em-up-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ruffledfeathersandspilledmilk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/eat-em-up-1024x707.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to my friend and co-worker, Guy.\u00a0 Who not only loaded me up with free sheep and taught me how to shear, he introduced me to donkey balls and gave me the recipe.\u00a0 That man is building up good karma in this life.\u00a0 Good, good, delicious karma.<\/p>\n<p>Nom nom nom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: Does the nutrition in the kale chips and fruit salad cancel out the fat and calories of the deep fried donkey balls? 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