Question Of The Day.
Question: Does the nutrition in the kale chips and fruit salad cancel out the fat and calories of the deep fried donkey balls? Answer: Who the heck cares?
Chicken Necklace.
I bet you are waiting with bated breath to hear if the dead chicken necklace stopped Bella from killing chickens. The answer is no. And yes. It’s true that the chicken necklace was a great hindrance to her usual romping and wrestling with Bruno. Her speedy race to the pond to bark at vultures was […]
It’s That Cold.
Yeah, I know it’s colder where you are. I realize you get snow every year and temperatures below zero. Well, bless your heart. But around here, we don’t do single digit temperatures. It’s just not done. It’s considered vulgar. In bad taste. The schools called a 2 hour delay just at the thought of single […]
Out With The Old.
Well, I got lots of good stuff for Christmas. But no one was able to find a replacement for my barn coat. Oh, they tried. But how do you replace this? Ah, the perfection of a broken-in barn coat. It always has a piece of twine tucked somewhere in case of emergency. There’s always a […]