I am known for my brilliant plans. My brilliant follow-through, not so much. Which isn’t for lack of trying on my part. I put forth incredible effort. It’s just that Circumstances always get in the way. I hate Circumstances.
This year, my brilliant plan was to keep guineas in the garden to eat all the bugs. [...]
It’s me, the garden.
I’m just wondering where you are. Because I haven’t seen you in a while. And there’s trouble down here.